The NHS: An Unexpected Encounter

The NHS (National Health Service) and I recently became acquainted when I broke my toe on Wednesday attempting HSPU's in my narrow hallway. 

Scene of the incident: 

At the A&E (Accidents & Emergencies = ER) Thursday morning, they gave me crutches, took x-rays, said I broke it in what looked like 3 places, and that I would see the fracture doctor on Monday to confirm treatment, etc..


Today is Monday.


Kenni [whilst looking at the x-ray]: "Which three places is it broken in, Doctor?"
Doctor [whilst staring at Kenni with disgust]: "Kendyl, it's not broken in three places. We have before us a bag of bones. It's completely shattered. What am I supposed to do with this?"

Happy Monday everyone.